Neanderpundit

From my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny, as mailed to her by her Co-Worker Neil:

When I checked into my motel room, recently, I said to the lady at the desk:
“I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.”

“No,” she said, “it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”

has been my barber for several years now. he’s a great man with perfect hair and a beergut that makes me smile.

Today, waiting for my turn in the chair, I notice a picture on the wall. Barber Joe giving a guy an electric massage in a chair, while Christopher Walken looks on. Chris Walken was in barber school with my barber!!

In other news, I now have to wear safety glasses to clip my toenails, and only a well-sharpened pair of Klein tools high leverage dykes will do the job. yes, I’m old. Yea, I’m thirty years older then you are. Had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.

Except Dick, of course. I wouldn’t fuck with Dick on a bet.

LA City Council has passed a resolution to boycott Arizona until they turn blue!

Just exactly how will they boycott Arizona? By not sending them illegals?
Me, I’m looking for businesses in Arizona to support. I’m finding some businesses now, like the American Flag and Pole company. Anybody got any others?