Neanderpundit

that the next addition to the Hall of Presidents at Dibney will have wingnuthead with his teleprompters? Will the audioanimatronic president have ears that wiggle? they can use old animatronic dumbo parts.

From partner, who very nearly made coffee come out of my nose while suggesting it.

UPDATE: OH, JESUS. THEY DO.

From the page: “Reflective Captioning system is available“

You know the stuff Jane Curtain wore in SNL? the ones that went up over the hips, and were tight in the fanny, and the legs were almost bells? The cuffs covered the shoes? I LIKED that. I miss that. I like to see women dressed like that in old movies. Why did that look go away? Just about any woman could pull it off and look OK. Some nice women’s suits still look like that.

Most women today, I don’t know if they’re stressed at the dichotomy between trying to look professional and still be attractive, or if they learned to dress from their cousin the hooker, but it’s just not doing it for me.

Deer season begins in Indiana next weekend. I hope to hell I can get one, and quickly. I feel guilty going hunting because I have so many other pressing issues that I ought to be dealing with, but I’m damned if I’m gonna give up my time afield for work.