Tuesday, April 5th, 2011
Daily Archive
Daily Archive
I have come to the contusion that the Marmite Squeezy may be the single biggest contribution of modern science.
In other news, some virus or other is asswhipping me like a rented mule, and the various excreta are epic.
Speaking of sick, why is it that nobody eats Mrs Grass soup except when they’re sick? Or is that just me?
Gut rumbling again. Time to visit my buddy the porcelean thundermug.
I don’t pretend to be one, but you can,(pretend to be one, that is) if you memorize everything on this page and all the pages it links to. My favorite? Radioactive zombie badger launchers.
And now for something completely different: Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice.