Neanderpundit

Here’s a piece I received this morning. I assume it was sent to me by this guy.

Dear friend:
We are an electronic products wholesale .Our products are of high quality and low price. If you want to do business , we can offer you the most reasonable discount to make you get more profits.
We are expecting for your business.

Did anyone but me notice the dogs playing poker in the commercial?

Flatulence. I haz it.

and I were speaking just sunday about some acquaintances of mine who have a child and have no business having another, and i suggested that they were both so fat that I don’t know how they’d even get their wobbly, dangly bits into the same area code, let alone in contact with one another. “the People of Walmart are having children all the time” she said, “So there has to be a way”.

And now I discover one of my customer’s employees and his wife have just announced they’re pregnant, and they’re bigger than the other two Jenny and I were talking about.

????

Does he leave a “deposit” on a leather chair and have her come along and sit in it?

Second thought, I don’t want to try to imagine any more.