Saturday, May 19th, 2012

That was a good drum break

You know, it’s a little pathetic when you show up for a highway cleanup and you already have your own orange vest.

Y’all go by and wish Ed Hering a happy birthday, he’s 45.

45. I remember 45.

Shit, now I got underwear that old.

I’m wearing them now.

Sort of “Bib underwear”, actually.

They’re building

two new oil change places on rt 30, within the sound of my voice.

I think that makes thirty something

I don’t understand that at all. Are there really that many people who are too fucking lazy to unscrew one plug, swap out one filter, screw in the plug and fill the engine back up with oil? It takes less than five minutes if you stop to jerk off and you have a look at everything under the car(And hood) while you’re down there, something you should be doing regularly anyway. Plus forthe cost of a conventional oil change you can use Mobil one which is a 10,000 mile change rather than a 3000 mile change.

Two turntables and a microphone

Last week I got to the club early, and several prospective members I had arranged showed up, only to find that the cleanup was this week. So I’m back to the orange organ grinders monkey vest and the rubber gloves.