the Onramp on the expressway is specifically designed to allow you to accelerate to speed, and merge with traffic.

Now I know from the Obama stickers on your prius that you’re trying very hard to obey your master and use no more fuel than is required, but I know one household who own a pair of priii, and they are capable of proper acceleration while still maintaining reasonable fuel economy.

One way or another, the Onramp is not intended for you to get to the top and STOP, causing all four drivers behind you to slam on their brakes. Then wait for all the traffic to disapear clear back to Ohio. Then pull out slowly so that the people behind you can crawl up to speed while dodging semis and other cars and trucks screaming by at seventy.

Several people nearly got their asses smeared all over the freeway because of you today, you cocksocket. I hope when the day comes that you push it over the edge, you get yours, slowly and painfully, with a broken neck so you lie in a hospital bed unable to move for years while the orderlies rent your limp body out to their diseased, hideous friends and you develop tertiary syphilis which slowly eats your brain until you actually begin to enjoy the ministrations of the perverse and disgusting, up to the moment when your diseased nether regions are so distasteful that some slimy fat horndog skullfucks you making you choke to death on his tube steak.