Neanderpundit

The folks on the east coast are going through some serious trouble right now, and what would merely inconvenience a Floridian could be devastating to a Manhattanite.

We don’t usually deal with earthquake in the midwest, and they don’t have blizzards in LA, and they don’t get debilitating ice storms in Ecuador. We can deal with the conditions we always deal with, and when something this unusual happens it’s hard to be prepared.

It would be easy to politicise this, as many already have. “Romney wants to cut FEMA!” but at the end of the day, people are suffering and they deserve our concern.

That being said, here’s a picture of the situation in NY from my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny:

10:”GEORGE BUSH!”

9:They were sending a team of Wind Powered Ninjas.

8:”Is Libya like Liberal? Liberals are nice. They won’t do anything bad”

7:They were sending a team of Solar Powered Ninjas.

6:Valerie said something mean about my ears, so I pouted until it was over. (With ears like that how can you not fucking hear?)

5:I could feel my fingers were hot, and I didn’t want to cool them before I hit the crap tables i vegas. And did I say “GEORGE BUSH!”

4:Duh! Chris Stevens was white.

3:Bullets cost money, you know, and we need that to give phones away.

2:They didn’t give him time to appoint a gang-rape czar.

And the Number One Reason Obama did nothing about Bengazi

1:He thought he was watching a porno, and just unzipped his pants and went along for the ride.

has finally begun the slide to the shitstorm. The IRS has attached her personal accounts, and I imagine the rest of her shit will follow.

Love her or hate her, they’re coming for you too, soon enough. When they do, how will you act?