Monday, October 29th, 2012

Top ten reasons Obama didn’t do anything about Bengazi

10:”GEORGE BUSH!”

9:They were sending a team of Wind Powered Ninjas.

8:”Is Libya like Liberal? Liberals are nice. They won’t do anything bad”

7:They were sending a team of Solar Powered Ninjas.

6:Valerie said something mean about my ears, so I pouted until it was over. (With ears like that how can you not fucking hear?)

5:I could feel my fingers were hot, and I didn’t want to cool them before I hit the crap tables i vegas. And did I say “GEORGE BUSH!”

4:Duh! Chris Stevens was white.

3:Bullets cost money, you know, and we need that to give phones away.

2:They didn’t give him time to appoint a gang-rape czar.

And the Number One Reason Obama did nothing about Bengazi

1:He thought he was watching a porno, and just unzipped his pants and went along for the ride.

Ann Barnhardt

has finally begun the slide to the shitstorm. The IRS has attached her personal accounts, and I imagine the rest of her shit will follow.

Love her or hate her, they’re coming for you too, soon enough. When they do, how will you act?

look.

I blogrolled you because i like to read what you write. I use about six different computers during the day, several of which are old dogs.

Your blog may have the most awesome graphics and the ads make you wads of cash, but if it takes more than ten seconds to load on my slowest computer im just not going to visit that often.

Alger recently proved that it is possible to have an attractive blog that doesnt take forever to load. If your words dont stand on their own without pretty graphics to support them, at least cut down the post count displayed on the front page or back off the fucking ads some. Not everyone has a superfast computer, not everyone has a big data pipe.