I mean, I have always liked PJ O’Rourke, but THIS is a smackdown! I hope he’s taking his BP and Cholestrol meds, we can’t afford to lose him anytime soon.

Money quote:

“Here you are graduating from Rutgers, which is, as I mentioned, the 69th-best university in America. Maybe Rutgers should add more vegan selections to its cafeteria fare. U.S. News & World Report scorekeepers go for that kind of thing. Actually, you’re tied for 69th with Texas A&M, an NFL first-round draft with a small college attached.”

Hat tip, my dear old friend and confidant mademoiselle Jenny.