Saturday, May 24th, 2014

I have no earthly idea

where I put my laser boresighter, dammit.

Race day!

Plan for tomorrow is to go to mass tonight, so I can wake up while the women sleep in. That way I can catch Monaco, we can go have breakfast, and I can return in time for the indy.

As the only sporting event I watch all year, I’m happy to set some time aside, but really, you watch the opening so you can hear Jim Nabors sing, then grill until the last twenty laps, keeping an eye open for accidents while you do. Monaco is a much more interesting race all around, but I usually don’t get to catch it. Hopefully it will all come together Sunday