Neanderpundit

Hi Og’s crew,
This is Dick, from www.bigdicksplace.blogspot.com

He’s giving me the keys to this pig for a day or two while he’s having a hot nurse jam a cold thermometer up his ass, and sucking down massive quantities of artificially flavored nutberry Jello.

Am I going to tear the place up, rearrange the furniture, reset the thermostat, and feed the dog whiskey? Hell yes I am. It isn’t everyday somebody screws up to this magnitude, and I’d be halflit on cheap tequila if I didn’t fuck up the place just a little bit.
Trust me, I only consume the good stuff. Jose Cuervo Black Medallion to be specific. Three fingers at a time, no ice, no water. Anything less would be for pussies.
While my humor might be a wee bit different than Og’s, we pretty much shit in the same box.

One other thing… While I’m here, I’ll ask for the trolls to bring on their best and brighest. I’m hungry.

Felt good to sit my buttocks on the tractor seat again. Spun right up on the first kick. Mowed two acres like it had been doing it all it’s life- which it has.

Good to smell that fresh cut grass, too. US Citizen understands what I mean.