Neanderpundit

Just got back to the point where I can piss again normally.

Don’t know about the crapping bit yet. I’m wondering how I can crap anything when I’m eating.. well, nothing. When I was eating cottage cheese at least there was something, but now…. This should be interesting. Void crapblogging?

Each person who reads this blog should spend the next week wiping with one square of asswipe, then mailing it to

Sheryl Crow
c/o The Sheryl Crow Fanclub
Fanscape
3201 W. Cahuenga Blvd
Los Angeles CA 90068
USA

If anyone has a better address than that, leave it in comments and I’ll replace this one.

Oh, and when you’ve wiped with that one, grab an armload and finish the job. And for god’s sake wash your hands.

Use a ziploc, if you please.

I call your “I like to sing-a” and raise you “Clutch Cargo”