Saturday, April 28th, 2007

You say you’re feeling down?

Drop thirty three bucks at your local barber and go for the whole shooting match. I feel and look almost like a human being now. Certainly a lot less like my masthead photo.

Damn,it was nice. Sitting back in that bigass red leather chair. Resting my feet up on that padded flipover footrest. Having him come back four times with the hot towel, wrap it around your face, shave off trhe coarse hair with the grain, then against the grain, hot towel again, shave off the fine hair, do a complete shave with the grain, another hot towel, against the grain, trim sideburns, mustache, nose and ear hair, back of your neck, massage your face and neck, shoulders, dust you down with that big horsehair brush and talc.

I’m ready for about everything, now.

The protected class

In America we have a manufactured protected class. A class of people who are immune to any criticism, and they have used the political correctness they have created themselves to prevent them from being criticised no matter how foul their intentions or stupid their premises.

Foul intentions, for example.

Gun control
Redistribution of wealth
Removal of religion except liberal-sponsored religion
control of schools
control of education
control of reproduction
control of the family

Stupid premeses

Socialism can work
Big government is good
Gun control can work
Global warming
Global cooling
Man created climate change

As much as I would hate for the situation to get to the point where it is in europe, I find it hard to imagine conservatives rising up to stop this menace, which is exactly the Nazi party of the 30’s. And most of the liberals I know have been brainwashed to believe that CONSERVATIVES are the fascists, having no knowledge of the actual meaning of the word.

How do we stop this cancer from taking over our free land?

UPDATE: Stop by Pascal’s place- he says many of the same kinds of things, though with longer, prettier words.