July 2007

Just a thought

Why not send the violent criminals collected through the United States to places like Chicago, and California, where the lack of firearms will render them completely harmless? I’d buy a guy a bus ticket in a heartbeat, if I thought it would do some good. What say ye? I hear Morton Grove is nice this time of year.

Damned global warming

We had a tenth of an inch of rain last night, or less. A nice, warm midsummer rain, but still. Wish the front would blow some of that okie rain up here. Not hot, mind you, just dry.

Via email this morning:

“Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

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