Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Movie Review: Bubba HoTep.

Saw this movie at the suggestion of a friend, and if you haven’t, you need to see this film.

Bruce Campbell is Elvis.

Ossie Davis is JFK.

Money quotes:
Elvis:I was dreamin’. Dreamin’ my dick was out and I was checkin’ to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin’ off. Or I’d like to think that’s what I’d do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn’t had a hard-on in years.

Elvis: No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man.
JFK: They dyed me this color! That’s how clever they are!

Nuff said.

here’s the official website of the movie.

Here’s the IMDB.
Put it on your netflix list.

The face of Islam

Yep, yesiree, this is a religion we should embrace.

Read, and be sick to your stomach.

First person who pipes up and says “but we circumcise men” gets a swift kick in the groin.