Neanderpundit

Dick says “This car gave it up for Kelly. I’m grateful beyond words for the engineering.”

Hoo Fucking Rah, Master Sergeant. Truer words are never spoken- as Alger et al can attest, the car’s job is to protect it’s owner, and this little bugger did just that for Kelly. Me, I wish it’d been just a little bigger, so Kelly didn’t have any injury at all, but I’m tickled she’s whole. All the airbags did their job and the front crumple zones- well- crumpled.

As for the driver of the other car, he was originally unhurt, but Dick will eventually post an adress to send flowers.

Go see DNR.

Hehe. Shat for prez. I likes it.

and Dick buys the McNuggets.

I get a remarkably calm call tonight from Dick, telling me that Kelly has been in an accident.

OK< he was calm because he'd apparently already gotten kelly fixed up, pinned back together, and then beaten the offending party to a bloody pulp with a live eel, so it had taken a lot of the fight out of him by the time he called- but damn! Good news is, she's OK and has been ably patched up, with a broken, pinned arm and lots of bruises and scratches to show for her ordeal- but damn, indeed. Keep her in your thoughts and prayers or I will send you pictures of myself naked with a guy in his underwear licking my nipples. Again. Pics to follow as soon as Dick sends them. Apparently the car sacrificed itself, good for it. Just so glad she's OK.