Neanderpundit

who you’re reading while Og’s out playing around with monkey shit.

Ten quick facts about me.

1. Porn movies… Yep, I was in one.

2. Mrs. Benning’s School for Wayward Boys. I graduated with high honors.

3. Mt. Rainier. Climbed the face.

4. Mount. St. Helens. Watched it blow out from a Huey UH-1.

5. Tequila. I drink mine black, straight, room temperature, no salt, lime, ice, or other bullshit. Three to four fingers in a sitting.

6. Married. To another blogger who’s a molecular biologist.

7. Contract. Had one on my head. Apparently that shit didn’t work out real well.
8. Novelist. Yep, published no less.

9. House. 60+ years old. When I moved in, the first thing I did was gut the place. It’s being rebuilt from scratch, by me alone.

10. The sight of a hairy ass has never done a damn thing for me.

You guys miss Og and his… nicer posting, don’t you? Yeah, me too.
Tough shit. Get over it.

Fuck that God damned, terrorist snuggling ballgargler, and every last traitor who votes for his sorry ass.

Hope every one of your ol’ ladies gets the herp from a vagrant.