Neanderpundit

Unless you’re a true perv, then you’ll want to see Verne Troyer naked.

Go. Read the whole thing. If you can find fault with his logic, I suspect you to be a phule.

On our way to tour the city en route to Africa, we encountered this sign on the moving walkway in Charles Degaulle airport:

As far as any of our group could tell, this sign means “baggage placed on the moving walkway will be transformed into a small child”