Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Animal Crappers

No, that’s not a typo.

I spend a lot of time in factories, and if I’m going to be in one for more than a half hour, I ask where the human being johns are.

See, most factories have animal crapers- johns so filthy and nasty it looks like they’re being used by wild animals. Animals who have a penchant for graffiti, filthy turns of phrase, and crudely drawn pictures of genitalia.

Here’s a sample:animalcrapper.jpg

Sorry, it’s a cellphone picture.

This was the end crapper of nine, and this was the cleanest one, the one I used. I usually have disinfectant wipes, but there’s only so much that can do.

You’d be amazed how nice it is- and how rare- to find a clean crapper- but I’ve used johns in places that would make most people lose their lunch to look at. Maybe I ought to start a feature.

Come with me, willya?

On a post that is gonna wander through judeochristian beliefs, politcs, and assholes. It will be lengthy but not as much can be written about the subjects in question. Pack a lunch.
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