Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

A quick note to all of you wannabe anarchists out there.

Besides, fuck you, die screaming, and firm letter to follow. Not gonna happen and trust me, you don’t want it to happen. Look girls, anarchy cannot and will not work. I mean, seriously. Do you even understand the definition?

As per Webster’s:

an·ar·chy

Pronunciation: \ˈa-nər-kē, -ˌnär-\

Function: noun

Etymology: Medieval Latin anarchia, from Greek, from anarchos having no ruler, from an- + archos ruler

Date: 1539

1 a: absence of government

b: a state of lawlessness or political disorder due to the absence of governmental authority c: a utopian society of individuals who enjoy complete freedom without government.

Ohhh… Let’s all run around naked!

Now if you’ll excuse me while I whip this out…

Do you know why this can’t ever happen?

I like running water and electricity upon demand. You worthless, tax avoiding, always looking for somewhere other than your own sorry ass to place blame motherfuckers can’t possibly provide me with running water or electricity upon demand.

Don’t claim you can, because the fact is, you can’t. Not to mention garbage collection or street maintenance.

Now do we have far too many rules and regulations as of today? Yes, and nobody in their right mind can argue against that.

The real problem? In your “system” ala crap, there wouldn’t even be libraries. What kind of shit is that? Dude, no libraries means there’s no places to read my novels, and that in all honesty, pisses me off.

Oh, one minor last problem that you’ve failed to think through. Your deaths.

You see, if it comes down to anarchy, Guy, Og, myself, and a shitpot load of other guys out there are going to band together, and eliminate all of those stupid little fucks who don’t want to join our new “government”. What? We can’t? Bullshit. We’re writing the laws, which pretty much means y’all are fucked.

Do we have the skills to do this? Yep, all day long.

Debate me all you want to fellas, but the fact is, those who pray for anarchy are the one’s who will suffer the most because of it.

taint

Can be described as an intransitive verb, as a reference to anatomy re: the male perineum (warning, graphic NSFW picture) or, the Governor of Illinois.

I can’t tell the difference, myself.

I had to struggle not to title this post “The Audacity of Dope”

More purulence from Charles

who opines thusly:

Maybe you should do your own fucking research :)

But here’s the simplest form of it. You might understand it at your level.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_anarchist_communities

Wow, wikipedia, what a solid piece of research. Look, charlie baby, I can also google and click on the very first link i see. But if you bothered to do ANY RESEARCH YOURSELF or even READ THE WIKIPEDIA LINK YOU SENT ME, YOU FUCKTARD, you would see that anarchies always eventually fail. Some with a whimper, many with a bang. But let me direct your attention, because you probably have reading comprehension difficulties, to part of the link you sent to me: Here’s an INCREDIBLY successful anarchy. Nobody from outside attempted to force them to do anything. They had complete rein to do whatever they want, and they did it ALL right. And it lasted nine whole years. Here’s the real story of what happened. You might look carefully at it. It shows that under even the most optimal of circumstances, Anarchism fails, Surely you won’t like the Free Republic link, nor the fact that Rush is telling the story, but you can go ahead and prove that it is wrong. No wait, you can’t.

Where do they come from, and what on earth sends them here? Dick, did you ever find that “idiots welcome” sign? I gotta take that down.