Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

What Dick said.

I can’t say it better- Be safe and let’s redouble our efforts to either educate or eradicate fuctardiness in our time.

On the gripping hand, I want to point out that Dick is about the nicest damned fool I ever met, for a guy who can rip off your head and shit down your neck. I’ve tried to piss him off, but I don’t think it’s possible (of course I’m not a liberal, or an anarchist, or an anti-theist, or a union laborer) If I were to make a pass at the lovely Kelly, I suppose that might do, but a: Kelly can kick my ass, and b: the Ogwife would be right behind her with a length of lead pip and hand restraints, and B Dick’s dog would eat me, leaving a rather badly colored skin in his wake. Dick would just sit there and laugh.

It has been nice sharing this site with the likes of Dick, and it’s always amusing to see him take on trolls. I’d love to see him restart his blog, but if me leaving him the keys to this rathole keeps him posting, then I’m all for it. If there is anyone who takes offense at what Dick says, let me reccomend you meet him in person, because for all the bluster, you could not meet a more wellspoken and nice classic southern gentleman. I like that he comes here occasionally to vent his spleen, and I hope he continues to do so. Thanks for a lot of damned nice posts, Dick. Give my best to all your family, and especially Dad- I miss mine a lot these days.

Have a Safe and Happy New Year…

… with the exception of all you anarchist pricks. I wanna have some up close and personal wall to wall counseling with you assclowns.

But the rest of you, seriously, be safe, and let’s place this turd of a year (2008) behind us.

Happy New Year!

Vote early, vote often!

But vote Vman. Kim Crawford to his friends. Vman is the writer whose talents I aspire to most greatly, and his work, if you haven’t read it, is insane.

Vman has the distinction of having pissed off more liberals than- well, than most of us put together. His work is turned-to-11 snark veiled in over-the-top pseudo redneck. Most of the “intellectuals” are too damned dumb to understand that he’s not the git-er-done redneck stereotype they superimpose on anyone that they disagree with.

Anyway, Vman is running for the coveted hewett award, bestowed by that cock chugger Andrew Sullivan on anyone who actually makes sense and shows old Andy to be the fool he is. And he’s only got a few short hours to win! You have to close the window and open a new browser to do this, so get cracking, folks, I want NO recounts. Go here and vote for Kim Crawford (Velociworld). Also enjoy the comments, because a good handful of them don’t even get that he’s a man, which you can easily gather from reading more than a sentence.

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