Monday, December 1st, 2008

I’m going to give the Chosen One a chance,

Even though I didn’t vote for him, I have to give the man a chance. If not, every minute I served this country means naught and I won’t allow that to happen. So please, allow me to make this perfectly clear.

He is (or will be in a few weeks) my president. On the other hand, I will not let him to trample my rights. If this occurs, I will use the skills this country gave me.
Any questions, Tom?

Being a man is like having tourette’s disease.

Witness:

Fact is, I am prudish enough that I will never touch a woman unless invited to do so, and then it’s a handshake and no more. I am careful to not be insulting etc. to the ability that I’m capable, but I have zero filters for just about anything. I’ll say about anything to about anyone, and I have the scars to show for it. It’s never meant to be derisive or degrading, but as often as not my genes cause me to think things (which the come directly out of my mouth almost instantaneously) which are, in some cases, hideously inapropriate.

So apologies to anyone who is ever insulted by what I say. it’s not that I’m trying to insult you. You’re probably just a dickhead.

Oh Tom? Of course, since you’re a moron, you’re wrong as usual.

Obama’s big hopechangey goodness?

not so much, apparently.

Gee, I hate it when I’m correct.

Thanks, Breda.

Dick, when Tommyboy sounds off with his usual drivel, I expect you to fisk him this time.

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