Neanderpundit

I once again give you my year’s leftovber links of wierdness, with a special emphasis on Youtube this year.

I didn’t knit that for you!

In the same vein, Don’t play with your food!

Boobs on things that don’t usually have boobs.

I’m looking at your Xray, and it’s fairly disturbing.

Does Elisson really do this?

And you thought there was only one way

Spam, spam spam spam.

Got any dumbass laws in your state? I bet you do.

Shave your Yeti! You know you want to.

Programmer, or serial murderor?

Nice puppy! Gramma’s dead.

You did WHAT to my car?

This is just wrong. I wonder if she sells those?
Well, that’s statuesque.

When you thought you’d seen it all, Dino porn

And for a little cheer, type your name in the spot provided and click “play”

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Besides, fuck you, die screaming, and firm letter to follow. Not gonna happen and trust me, you don’t want it to happen. Look girls, anarchy cannot and will not work. I mean, seriously. Do you even understand the definition?

As per Webster’s:

an·ar·chy

Pronunciation: \ˈa-nər-kē, -ˌnär-\

Function: noun

Etymology: Medieval Latin anarchia, from Greek, from anarchos having no ruler, from an- + archos ruler

Date: 1539

1 a: absence of government

b: a state of lawlessness or political disorder due to the absence of governmental authority c: a utopian society of individuals who enjoy complete freedom without government.

Ohhh… Let’s all run around naked!

Now if you’ll excuse me while I whip this out…

Do you know why this can’t ever happen?

I like running water and electricity upon demand. You worthless, tax avoiding, always looking for somewhere other than your own sorry ass to place blame motherfuckers can’t possibly provide me with running water or electricity upon demand.

Don’t claim you can, because the fact is, you can’t. Not to mention garbage collection or street maintenance.

Now do we have far too many rules and regulations as of today? Yes, and nobody in their right mind can argue against that.

The real problem? In your “system” ala crap, there wouldn’t even be libraries. What kind of shit is that? Dude, no libraries means there’s no places to read my novels, and that in all honesty, pisses me off.

Oh, one minor last problem that you’ve failed to think through. Your deaths.

You see, if it comes down to anarchy, Guy, Og, myself, and a shitpot load of other guys out there are going to band together, and eliminate all of those stupid little fucks who don’t want to join our new “government”. What? We can’t? Bullshit. We’re writing the laws, which pretty much means y’all are fucked.

Do we have the skills to do this? Yep, all day long.

Debate me all you want to fellas, but the fact is, those who pray for anarchy are the one’s who will suffer the most because of it.

Can be described as an intransitive verb, as a reference to anatomy re: the male perineum (warning, graphic NSFW picture) or, the Governor of Illinois.

I can’t tell the difference, myself.

I had to struggle not to title this post “The Audacity of Dope”