Neanderpundit

it’s a sin if I knowingly give the flu (gift from the daughter) to a bunch of union thugs at my customer’s? My plan is to buy a couple dozen donuts, lick them all, and leave them in the break area.

it makes it difficult to hose down the boys as effectively as I’d like. And in any kind of humidity that can be real trouble.

Fortunately I always have my Gold Bond, which is a huge help, but I’m damned if there’s anything that will prevent anything. So this morning, back to the office after a week on the road, I find a little something unusual in the shower. No, not hairs in the drain.

There’s a hard lump, about blueberry sized, just where the nutsack meets the taint. THinking I’d grown another nutsack zit, I finished my shower and dried off so as to be able to deal with the situation in the dry rather than the wet.

I even got a mirror, and discovered rather than a zit, it was an epic blackhead. And it took precious little coaxing to get it to pop out, like a little nutsack turd. It was about the size of a strikes-anywhere match head, and was greyish with a dark end. The hole it came out of was so big, it looked like I had developed a new orifice, and it bled a little before I doused it with some peroxide and rubbed in some antibacterial stuff.

I wished I’d had some reading glasses wiht me so I could have examined it in a bit more detail but I dropped it in the crapper before I could go get a pair.

Pity. I’m sure y’all would have loved to hear more. The ones that ain’t puking, anyway.