Neanderpundit

Who broke the intarweb? Algore is gonna be pissed. Again.

And she had, as her constant companion, a large dog, nearly wolf, handsome and muscular and long of leg and teeth, and as fiercely protective as it was fiercely loyal. They were never separated and could read each other’s thoughts as well as if they shared a language.

At first, she merely walked with the dog, but there were laws; she was forced to put him on a leash- but the leash was the merest cord- he could have destroyed it casually but he heeded it’s tug on his collar as if it were chains of iron, for his mistress held the end.

One day as they walked together, they saw men doing harm to someone. The dog stretched the cord to it’s length, and said, let me have them. They will not do this thing, the world should not be like this within the reach of my claws. His mistress pulled him back, and said, ‘This is not our battle. They do not harm us directly, and they probably have good reasons for what they do. Leave them be. Who are we to judge?”

The dog did not understand, and he did not want to stand down, but he did, as he loved his mistress.

The incidents grew more common and more violent, and the gangs of evildoers were encouraged by the freedom they were given by people too non judgemental and genteel to interfere. The dog often longed to break free of his self-imposed bondage and tear the evildoers limb from limb; but her hand stayed his claws. Once, as a gang member leered at his mistress, he let a single, sharp white fang show, in a small sample of the power he held at bay. The bully called the law; the officer listened to the lies he told of the threatening dog.

Dog’s mistress did her best to calm the thug and the policeman, and agreed to have Dog castrated to reduce his violent tendencies. “It’s for the best” she said. “if I cannot control you , and keep you from harming people, you will come to harm yourself”

Dog was not pleased, but he loved his mistress, and he submitted.

After the surgery, he felt no different. He thought of the pups he would never play with and was sad, but he devoted his life to his mistress and felt it was a small price to pay. he never snarled again, because he knew the cost.

One day his mistress was attacked. She was not seriously harmed, but her attackers were. One died, the result of a single quick bite to the femoral artery, the other two merely lost hands.

“Violence begets violence” the judge said. “A vicious dog cannot be allowed to live”

Dog was beaten and restrained, but he closed his bruised and bleeding eyes and said, I have protected my mistress. It was enough.
She was allowed to see him after they gave him the injection, but the light had already faded from his great eyes. She ran her fingers through his fur and cried a little. No more dogs, she said. It hurts too much to lose them.

Days later she was attacked again, and now defenseless, she died.
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or her sister Brenda.

Apparently, whoever the Lewises are, they have been receiving my Dish Network Bills.

I spent a little time on the phone talking to them about it tonight. 45 minutes, to be exact.

40 minutes talking to Sharon. She typed in a lot of information, looked at my account, and came to the conclusion about ten minutes in, that I needed the help of her shift supervisor, who was making the rounds of other people whose problems could only be resolved by a shift supervisor.

So Sharon stalled me for 30 (relatively pleseant minutes) before handing me off to Elisabeth (not her real name either) who said, and I quote:

“Are joo suure you doan no anyone named Dorotee?”

“yes, I’m sure”

“Does jour wife know anyone named forotee?”

“No, she says she doesn’t”

“Do joo rent part of jour house to anyone named dorotee?”

“No, I don’t rent any part of my house”

“Does jour wife rant part of jour house?”

“No, we don’t have a large house, and there are no rental apartments here”

“maybe jour wife rented a room to someone named dorotee”

“no, I’m sure she would have told me.”

“Maybe she was afraid. Could joo ask her?”

So I pretend asked the wife. “No, she did not rent any part of the house to anyone named dorothy, or anyone named lewis, or anyone at all”

“Could joo look and see if there is anyone there?”

I wish I were making this up.

Anyway, this took four minutes. The last minute, I spoke to Bianca. She looked at my account, couldn’t figure how it happened, and assured me she would resolve it.

Then, a half hour later, I get an email confirming the account change. At my email, header “Dorothy Lewis”

Fine, so long as they keep sending the bill to whoever she is. Better if she pays it.