Neanderpundit

That i purchased earliuer this year, would be the perfect tool to roto-root out all the crap in my sinuses; the small circular saw that came with it would. no doubt,. allow some cool air to the center of my brain which would blow away all traces of the splitting headache I now entertain.

Unfortunately, the constant repetition of Tom T Hall’s “Sneaky Snake”, playing on endless loop in the dusty recesses of my cranium, combined with the constant tinnitus, keeps me from being coherent enough to operate power tools.

More nyquil is apparently the answer.

Took a nice hambone and crockpotted it. Pound of navy beans I soaked overnight. Cooked 8 hours until meat fgell off the bones, then added a can of diced tomatoes.

I’m told it smells and tastes lovely, I myself canot tell, as my nose is stuffed up as can be.

I also made cornbread, and it seems good too, though it took a lot longer to cook than I remember, possibly because I did it properly in a cast iron frypan and not in a thin sheet metal pan. I’ll remeember next time, no doubt. Using the stand mixer would have helped. Off to bed and nyquil.

hear someone at the range bitch about hoa gun X or gun Y was not made ergononomically enough, etc?

Well, next time you do, you can just tell them to shut the fuck up.

If this guy can load, aim, and fire with his goddamned feet, using a firearm that was developed for people with hands, then you ain’t got nothing to bitch about.