May 2012

Bam!

Cheese, really, is a product of decay
of bugs and mites and moldy, bloomy rinds
But with these gruesome facts I am OK
the subtle flavors therein that one finds.

On you, Son of Eli.

The last dance

Now that Romney is the presumptive nominee, and will be the guy who runs for the Oval Office this fall, the burden is off most everyone. The libertarians can all vote for their dangerous little creep without any fear he will actually be elected, so his isolationist antisemitic nutbaggery won’t ever get anywhere nearer the white house than it already is. All the idiots that don’t vote can say “This isn’t MY fault!” (as if the rest of us were just as ignorant as they) and everyone who loathes Mitt Romney as much as I do will just have to remember this one thing:
You have to go to war with the mittens you have.

Stephen King, moron

Is whining the “Rich people don’t get taxed enough! And Chris Christie is FAT!” tune.

Look. I’ve read a lot of his books. It’s clear to me- has been since even before he admitted it- that he wrote most of his best work under the influence of peruvian marching powder. I could give two shits.

When you don’t actually have to- you know, labor for something, it’s all easy come, easy go. King sat in a room and typed away his pubescent fantasies and nightmares, and turned himself into a millionaire doing so.

I’m not saying writing is easy, but what King does can barely be called writing, really. It’s formulaic and predictable, and eventually becomes a simple matter of laying out the all too familiar plot and filling in details and making up new names.

It’s not advertised as anything else, so I can’t fault that.

Let me explain a little something to you, Stevie baby. By your own admission you were an unemployed english teacher living in a trailer park when you hit it big, and the bottomline is, while you have diligently pounded out millions of words a greedy public lapped up, you never did an actual days work in your life.

Other people do.

Your snide ignorance aside, before you start giving away other people’s money- money they actually had to- you know, work for- you might consider shutting your yap. Or if you really want to be taxed more, then write the .gov a check.

Oh, it won’t be ‘Fair” if you do it and not everyone else is forced to?

I see.

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