Friday, May 4th, 2012

unhinged.

In comments to a previous post:

“So I guess you are all in favor of being a slave.”

This is the kind of thing that passes for reason in the mind of paulites. If you don’t worship at the altar of the Almighty Paul, you want to be a slave, or to enslave other people. it’s the anarcho-dingbat equivalent of “Did you stop beating your wife”

Really? I mean, is this just a product of unbalanced medications, or is there really someone out there that fucking ignorant, or is there a Paul Playbook that you must all swear to?

The planet is covered by a layer (Granted in some areas thinner than others) of morons. Stupidity, not hydrogen, is the most abundant element in the universe. As proof of this, I give you, President Barack Hussein Obama. As if that wasn’t proof enough, I give you Mao, Stalin, and Hitler, all of whom were also elected to one thing or another. Still not convinced? Take a look at the people of walmart. The popularity of the Kardashians. The Oleg Cassini Matador Coupe

Listen: People capable of self governance need no law, in fact law is a waste of their time. Laws are required to keep the marching morons from harming themselves and one another, and the problem is sometimes the morons get their hands on the reins of power, and make laws even stupider than themselves. Slavery? Maybe. I expect we are all slaves to the stupid in our midst, sometimes even a slave to our own stupid,and that’s not ever going to change.

For Elisson

because I was out of my mind all day yesterday

Sniffly snuffly
it’s not enough when we
fill up a hanky with bogies and goo

We must perform a quick
rhinodextrectomy
finding something
we can wipe on our shoe.

Sorry it took so long. Next, I’m thinking, a limerick, subject tires.

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