Neanderpundit

She is out of school, a few days till the actual graduation ceremony. And has no reason to have to be out of bed.

WHY ARE BIRDS UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING!?!?!?!?! *rapidly shaking fist*
…bird you gon get sniped ifya dont shut ya little birdy trap! WAIT A FEW DAMN HOURS WOULDJA!?

are in Africa at the moment. I wish I was with them. I will be, again, someday. For today I can only dream of the nights in the bush, listening to jackals bark and smelling the exotic wood campfires, waking to the sound of bushbabies crying in the trees overhead.

The day may come when I say goodbye to it all and just disappear into the bush. The older I get the more I like the idea of pulling the plug.

They have patented the process of taking a photograph against a white background.

Oleg Volk better watch his back.

Seriously, the patent business has gotten so damned stupid it’s not funny. One of my customers tried to patent one of my ideas! I put an end to THAT. My company technically owns my work, but I was damned if I was just going to let some idiot steal it. And now patent trolls are a thing.

But seriously- white background patent? I have been doing that shit since the 70’s. You can buy the damned light tables anywhere- in fact if I had the room I would get one of these from Adorama and set it up here. Idiots.