July 2007

Scooter scoots

Me, I think I would have let them put him in stir.

And then I would have appealed, and won.

And then I would have sued FitzFucktard for malicious prosecution, and won.

Bastards.

Scoot had no business in jail, because he had no business being tried. He would never have been convicted, but the fact that he did NOTHING ILLEGAL was kept from the jury. He would have won that on appeal, I’m sure. And I’m not a lawyer. Thank GOD.

Man them frosted mini wheats

do clear a body out. Like eating little old brillo pads, they is.

The next thing

I can’t wait for the new I-nternet. Steve Jobs invents new URLs that can only be reached by Apple computers and Iphones. Special features will be available only to users of approved devices. Then interfaces for Win machines will be written which will drag those machines to a crawl.

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