Friday, October 24th, 2008

JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MARMITE!!!

Damned fools managed to addict me to Marmite while I was in Africa, and now I’m jonesing for it like nobody’s business. And you just don’t go to Jewel and buy it, either. Sonsabitches. Have to go deal with the fucking hippies at Whole Foods.

Update: Ahhhh. Marmite.

I had to hold my breath the whole time, bathing and covering themself in yuppie stink did zero to help the hippies, it just makes them more revolting.

But I now have a tiny jarful of loverly, bitter nasty protein saltiness. Yum!

Evil, or stupid, or both?

With all the corruption in the Obama campaign, the culture of corruption that surrounds him, the clear danger of socialism, the inevitable loss of our most important freedoms, the inevitable damage to the US economy, the only reasons to vote for him would be if you’re evil or stupid or a combination of the two. If you’re voting for the Messiah, which one are you? I’m just curious- I cannot imagine any other reason.

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