is apparently the name of the ingredient that causes farts to come to critical mass most quickly. Not only that, but these fuckers have some serious hang time. I wish I could say I have had worse farts, but I can’t. Good lord, why do I have to get these in the dead of winter when I can’t open a window?

Maybe I should save up a few for the deer hunting. They might just stun the fuckers and I can walk up to them with a rock and take ’em home.