So I went to my new best friend the orthopedist today.

he poked and prodded at me for a couple minutes and then suggested an expensive test I cannot afford.

End result: I’m fucked. I get to deal.

Ah, well.

On the other hand, I got to go to the Wheaton government complex to pay another seat belt ticket today.

What was it that Mencken said about sausages and the law?

A huge industry has developed out of the .gov controlling us. No mas, sez i.