Neanderpundit

When every moron has chosen this day to get in front of me, on the road. When you have to drive 110 miles round trip to use a welder for five minutes because a customer won’t let me use theirs. When you spend hours crawling around in the slime under a machine because the vendor couldn’t ber bothered to connect the correct hydraulic hoses and just settled for connecting the one he could REACH.

Days when you get home and spend another three hours humping away at projects because the rain all week has put you hopelessly behind and if you live to 90 you’ll never catch up.

When you stand in the shower, once you finally GET there, and hose your sweaty, miserably hot nads off your thigh, where they’ve been stuck for the last three hours, and the heat of the shower stimulates those heat-rash-abused nerve endings, and you sigh, and all the bullshit drains out of the day….

Now all I need is the equivalent of a dulce de leche M&M.

Midwest Chick wanted the earworm, here’s Solomon Linda and the Evening Birds doing Mbube, the song that commie bastard pete Seeger ripped off to make ‘The Lion Sleeps tonight”

here’s another earworm. Enjoy!