Neanderpundit

Look, wait until you are alone and have a few minutes free. Pull down your pants, and let your hands hang freely at your sides. Your palms will be very near to your thighs. Put your hands on your thighs, and slowly slide them toward the back. You will notice a rounded protruberance on either side.

That, my incapable-of-using-turnsignals friend, is your ass.

Now: Press firmly, and your head should pop right out!

Don’t know if I’ve ever linked it before, but I’m a huge fan of Red Meat. If you’re not a regular reader already, you’ll have fun with the archives. Here’s one of my personal favorites:, and one that Partner and I both like just fine. Max Cannon also has links to some other sites, like Superdickery, proving that Superman is a dick