Neanderpundit

I can’t listen to talk radio anymore. I can’t listen to music, because I fell asleep and drive off the road. I’m surrounded by nimrods everywhere I go, the people I share the road with are all allergic to their turn signals, those who are not seem to use them utterly at random, I am involved against my will in the most miserable product in the industry, and Dick Daley is still alive and being an ass.

Everyone needs an asswhipping. Go out and whip someone’s ass today, three or four if you can.

1: New drinking game. Take a shot or drink a beer for every time og screams “WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY AREN’T YOU DOING IT FASTER?” Guaranteed to be hammered flat by six ayem.

2: Walking quickly through your office barefoot, and accidentally kicking the dog’s stuffed cow across the room AT the dog results in hilarity for all.

3: Walking quickly through your office barefoot, and accidentally kicking a 30 cal ammo can full of rimfire results in hilarity for all EXCEPT og.

Lord, I hope today is better.