December 2008

Once again

Vman knocks it out of the park. He proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that all those harpies who derided Sarah Palin were correct, and she IS less qualified to do ANYTHING, than say, a Kennedy, or a Clintoon.

Once again I have to ask of anyone who disliked Palin so intensely; what have YOU done?

“stroganoff”

is apparently the name of the ingredient that causes farts to come to critical mass most quickly. Not only that, but these fuckers have some serious hang time. I wish I could say I have had worse farts, but I can’t. Good lord, why do I have to get these in the dead of winter when I can’t open a window?

Maybe I should save up a few for the deer hunting. They might just stun the fuckers and I can walk up to them with a rock and take ’em home.

Conversation with the Boss

“i just got a gift from a supplier. Is it kosher for me to accept it?”

Blank stare. “What?”

“I just got a gift from E. I Just want to know if it’s appropriate to accept it”

“I heard you. What do you mean is it appropriate?”

“I mean should I be accepting gifts from companies our company does business with?”

“You gotta be kidding me. Someone gives you something and you think about something else but just TAKING it?”

“Yes. I’m concerned that it may be inapropriate”

“You’re too damned honest for your own good. Yes, you should take it, and enjoy it”.

“OK”.

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