Neanderpundit

The Official Snack food of the Zombieapocalypse.

I wonder why they haven’t marketed that yet? It’s a natural.

Just pulled about 73 hairs from the outside edge of my ears. They weren’t there a couple days ago, and now they’re almost an inch long.

I wouldnt leave any stray dogs or cats around the neighborhood for the next couple days. I’m just saying.

modeled her 8th grade graduation robes last night.

Shit, when did I get so old?