June 2010

Shamelessly nicked from Sondrakistan

or at least that’s the place I saw it where I remembered.

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maybe someday, when your hubby has destroyed America, he can find someone to train your ass not to eat your pants, shelly.

And now, an editorial comment by Dick Cheese.

The Adventures of Marmite Man

Did a little stir fry last night, just some chicken with some shrooms, zucchini, pineapple, peanuts. thickened it with a little cornstarch. Didn’t have a lot of soy so I seasoned the chicken by tossing in a pretty good sized glob of Marmite.Made enough so I’d have some leftover for munch today. Or so I thought. hell, I only had a little dab with a handful of rice, the wife and daughter cleared up the rest! I started with two pounds of chicken, the whole deal pretty well filled an 18″ saucepan to the rim, and it was GONE in five minutes.

Wonder if I should tell them I used Marmite?

Naaah.

One of my teachers

from high school is being accused of something. I received a letter from a lawyer asking oif i had any information.

I knew this sort of thing went on at my school, I certainly saw a few things I’d like to unsee, but this specific teacher? Never any thought of him. So I’ll call, and tell the truth.

Imagine you’re a shy, bookish kid in a school where pretty much all the other kids are popular. Imagine getting rejected for athletics, clubs, outings, etc by all of your fellow students. Now imagine that other kids are being preyed upon by some of the teachers, and you find that you don’t even merit that sort of attention.

Yep.

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