Neanderpundit

Same tired old chestnut. Red staters are dumb and don’t know how to govern properly.

Look, folks, if what we got is ‘Smart”, I’ll take an extra helping of “Dumb” ok?

I have seen lower receivers all over the place cheap as chips. Not being a black gun kind of a guy, I had resisted the temptation for a long time. As Tam said while I was filling out the 73, the first hit is free. Already, I’m jonesing.

What finally got me was price and convenience. All the places that had them for sixty-eighty bucks, I would have had to pay for shipping, and then have the transfer done locally, which would have brought the price over a hundred bucks, easily. At the Indy, I was able to get out the door for $78.

So now I’ve slid down the AR rathole. I ought to get rid of some other shit to make room for the new shit.

of the weekend, few compare to seeing the 65 lb anorectic woman wearing the skintight(just not on her) grey running shorts and t-shirt wrestly a slobberyfaced English Bulldog (Who weighed at least 45 lbs) out of the back of an Expedition so it could pee in the grass of the BP station. Cute bulldog, too. Midwest Chick bought a Suzy-Q to throw at her as we passed, but we forgot/chickened out.

The second best was certainly the sight in the rearview of Midwest Chick gasping for air. And it wasn’t even because I farted! (if it was me, you’d be dead!)

Then there was the time when milk nearly came out of Roberta’s Nose. And there was no milk in the restaurant.

Not to be left out, mr B spent a goodly amount of time demonstrating his ability to speak Tase. I myself speak tase, in several languages, a couple dialects, and Dog. Frinstance: !!POIJGBOIJhbuoGIHyGpGViug!! means “Golly, this hurts!” whereas “BROWWOOOWWOOOOO” means STOP THE FUCKING TRUCK RIGHT NOW YOU DUMBASS AND TAKE THE ELECTRONIC FENCE COLLAR OFF ME, DAMMIT!” Stewardess? Can I be of assistance? I speak Tase! The most interesting man in the world, speaks Tase. In Dog.

“Howling Asshelmets” is not a good name for a motorcycle gang
If you needed those giant saddlebags on your 883 Sportster, you might at least have figured how to secure them, so they didn’t spread out in the wind like a canada goose flaring for a landing.

If your non english speaking polish wife insists on wearing white see-through shorts tight enough that they are very nearly on the inside of her skin, try to
1: get her to wear corresponding color panties/thong.
2: Try to get it out of her system before she’s 65
3: Make sure she weighs more than 65 lbs, too.

No man is an island. No man should be the size of an island, either. I’m talking to you, on the harley, dude.

And apparently, Old NFO held the horns.