Neanderpundit

Put in a good word for Scout 26

He lives out where I work, and he’s fighting a tough battle. A word to the guy upstairs could not hurt.

Especially you atheists. God is always amused to hear from you.

Get some.

These are the ingredients:

White Chocolatey Drops (Sugar, Nonfat Milk, Powder, Partially Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Soy Lecithin, Monoglycerides, Titanium Dioxide (Artificial Color), Artificial Flavor, Chocolate Drops (Sugar, Chocolate Liquor, Cocoa Butter, Dextrose, Soy Lecithin, Vanillin [Artificial Flavor]), Peanut Butter Drops (Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Partially Defatted Peanut Flour, Skim Milk, Whey Powder, Peanut Butter [Peanuts, Partially Hydrogenated Rapeseed And Cottonseed Oil], Dextrose, Salt, Soy Lecithin), Golden Raisins (Seedless Raisins, Sulfur Dioxide [A Preservative]), Almonds, Peanuts, Cashews, Cranberries (Cranberries, Sugar, Citric Acid, Elderberry Juice Concentrate, Sunflower Oil), Peanut Oil, Salt. Allergy Warning: Contains Milk, Almonds, Cashews, Peanuts And Soy. May Contain Traces Of Eggs, Brazil Nuts, Coconut, Hazelnuts, Macadamia Nuts, Pecans, Pine Nuts, Pistachios, Walnuts And Wheat. Caution: May Contain An Occasional Shell Fragment.

I suspect it also contains generous quantities of crack.

Just because I’m a sharing kind of a guy, and i hate to waste the conversation that caused tin soldiers and space aliens to erupt spontaneously from Midwest Chick’s nose, here’s a new phrase you’ll be needing soon:

Underwear (specifically, mens underwear) that has elastic so loose and sloppy that you can pull it up over your shoulders is called “Bib Underwear” and is considered an accepable garment of swimwear in a private pool.

UPDATE: This isn’t the real article, but it gives you the flavor of the thing.