Neanderpundit

A bunch of fools sat waiting at the tracks, so I made a hard turn and went another route. “I’m not gonna sit behind you monkeys forever”

Between the early hour and the lack of coffee, it apparently sounded like “June monkeys”

Oglet: “June monkeys? Are they like June bugs? Do they fly up against your screen door and hang there?”
me: “Probably not. They probably just fling poo through open car windows, and at motorcycle riders”

Is not, in fact, the way they breed, or feed, or hate klingons, or any of the above, but the fact that they show up daily in the bathtub drains of houses with longhaired people. Once again, this morning, I entered the shower to find myself being chased around by one of the little bastards.