Thursday, May 26th, 2011
Daily Archive
Daily Archive
Lord, Please don’t let the rental car smell like a 85 year old woman who wears too much WindSong. Again.
Lord, please let the hotel be clean, vermin free, stocked with clean linens, and have cable.
Please let there be someone at the customer who is honest enough to tell me what REALLY happened.
Please let the customer not have tried to fix it theirselves.
Please let the machine not be standing in a puddle of water
Please let the machine not be standing in a puddle of anything else either.
Please let some of the screw heads not be stripped out
Please let me not have forgotten the one tool that will make this a 2 hr job and not a 20 hr job.
Please let some noise or other distraction keep the customers employees from standing and watching me try to fix the machine the whole time.
Please let there not be any vermin actually living in the machine.
Please let me find and fix the problem quickly, and not spend most of my time chasing ghosts.
Amen.
I’d forgotten about this Carson segment. Appropriate, in this weather. And this town.