Monday, May 23rd, 2011

You may not realize it

But the rapture did come.

Pity was, there was nobody worth taking. You can just see Jesus with his globe (Which is actually the real planet earth) spinning it left and right “OK, lets see, there was that guy in french Guyana… no, he was involved in that goat thing- but then there was the guy in Alabama… no, he and his wife have done some strange things to their kids… how about… nah…” eventually he’s spinning the planet like a rolodex, and just can’t find a soul worth saving.

A poll:

When you cheek weld, do you relax or tense the masseter muscle? (the muscle that closes your jaw) I’ve tried both ways and there are pros and cons both ways, I’m curious what the consensus is, and why. For the record: I don’t on small, light recoiling rifles, like rimfires or centerfires up to (Non magnum) 30 caliber; on magnums and larger rifles (especially light rifles of large caliber) I tend to clench that jaw, because I’ve found that relaxing the muscle does two very important things: 1: Gives me a bruise on my cheekbone, and 2: jars my teeth half out of my head. The clenched muscle acts as a sort of cushion to my face.