My word, where do they come from?

My favorite was the guy in the Mercedes E63 who
a: Couldn’t decide which lane he wanted to be in
b: Couldn’t afford a $20 bluetooth headset for his phone
c: Couldn’t talk on the cellphone without hand gestures
d: Couldn’t make up his mind if this was his exit until he was already half a mile down the ramp, and then veered off the ramp and back onto the highway, narrowly avoiding collisions with several other vehicles, and
e: once he FINALLY hung up the phone, weaved and jumped around in traffic flashing his lights and honking because EVERYONE WAS CLEARLY GOING TOO SLOW (traffic flow was about 75).

ijits.