Neanderpundit

Get some.

These are the ingredients:

White Chocolatey Drops (Sugar, Nonfat Milk, Powder, Partially Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Soy Lecithin, Monoglycerides, Titanium Dioxide (Artificial Color), Artificial Flavor, Chocolate Drops (Sugar, Chocolate Liquor, Cocoa Butter, Dextrose, Soy Lecithin, Vanillin [Artificial Flavor]), Peanut Butter Drops (Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Partially Defatted Peanut Flour, Skim Milk, Whey Powder, Peanut Butter [Peanuts, Partially Hydrogenated Rapeseed And Cottonseed Oil], Dextrose, Salt, Soy Lecithin), Golden Raisins (Seedless Raisins, Sulfur Dioxide [A Preservative]), Almonds, Peanuts, Cashews, Cranberries (Cranberries, Sugar, Citric Acid, Elderberry Juice Concentrate, Sunflower Oil), Peanut Oil, Salt. Allergy Warning: Contains Milk, Almonds, Cashews, Peanuts And Soy. May Contain Traces Of Eggs, Brazil Nuts, Coconut, Hazelnuts, Macadamia Nuts, Pecans, Pine Nuts, Pistachios, Walnuts And Wheat. Caution: May Contain An Occasional Shell Fragment.

I suspect it also contains generous quantities of crack.

Just because I’m a sharing kind of a guy, and i hate to waste the conversation that caused tin soldiers and space aliens to erupt spontaneously from Midwest Chick’s nose, here’s a new phrase you’ll be needing soon:

Underwear (specifically, mens underwear) that has elastic so loose and sloppy that you can pull it up over your shoulders is called “Bib Underwear” and is considered an accepable garment of swimwear in a private pool.

UPDATE: This isn’t the real article, but it gives you the flavor of the thing.

A lot of folks this morning yapping away over Perry and Marriage. Well, hell. I wouldn’t discount a good candidate because of disagreeing with him on non-national issues, but other people do, I don’t care. “I won’t vote for him because he’s one of those GOD GUYS!” is how we get into these messes in the first place. But voting isn’t gonna change any of this anyway.

Getting the FedGov out of the marriage business is a powerfully good idea. Nobody fucking knows why, either, but I’m going to tell you so you know.

Commitment is when people have strong feelings for one another and each makes an individual decision to follow a set of rules that regard their relationship with that person.

There is no church nor government agency nor governing body that can make that commitment for you, and the best they can do is recognize it legally. Nor does a priest saying “I now pronounce..” magically confer fealty where none exists before.

1: There should be no need to recognize that commitment legally. A person should be able to designate any partner he or she wants as the person responsible for/to them, and the .gov should mind it’s own business.
2: A church ceremony is as meaningless as a civil one except to the individuals involved. Attaching legal meaing to the one is as ignorant as attaching religious meaning to the other. Stop it.

Christ, people. Nobody gets it. I should just start slapping everyone.