May 2011

Damn, the spammers were hardcore today

Bet I sent ten, twelve comments to spam. Busy fuckers. What do they think they’ll gain?

The media

is hard at work choosing the next republican candidate for us, since we’re too duuum!

I still use AOL, just to rub Arianna’s nose in it, and I’m amused at the “news” the post, such as todays “news” that someone thinks Palin is stupid.

My god, the left is afraid of Palin. Of course unless we hung all the network news executives, she’d never get nominated, let alone elected.

Hell, I think Arianna is a mindless moron who needs to be shaved and inserted into a blue whale’s asshole with an anchor tied to her feet, and then ejected onto the deepest floor of the ocean while humboldt squid scrape the flesh off her hideous face. But that’s just what I think.

You may not realize it

But the rapture did come.

Pity was, there was nobody worth taking. You can just see Jesus with his globe (Which is actually the real planet earth) spinning it left and right “OK, lets see, there was that guy in french Guyana… no, he was involved in that goat thing- but then there was the guy in Alabama… no, he and his wife have done some strange things to their kids… how about… nah…” eventually he’s spinning the planet like a rolodex, and just can’t find a soul worth saving.

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